Sorry, I'm working on a more detailed and serious entry for later, but in the interim, have some mindless entertainment!



1. The foot is as good a target as any.

2. Winners fuck the prom queen.

3. The head of the FBI will always be a GIANT asshole.

4. Green smoke and hypodermic needles the size of stiletto's will always save your ass.

5. You can't clip someone's balls off with a trimmer.

6. You CAN however take on a whole battalion of Force Recon Marines with 3 weeks' weapons training.

7. The SAS train fucking Jedi.

8. Always carry a gun so you can shoot out the airbag.

9. Don't shake on it. Asshole.

10. Ferarri's are remarkably easy to drive.

11. It is more valiant that each and every one of your men fight to the death, rather than survive and look for opportunities to sabotage operations later. Valiant, but not necessarily smart.

12. Nicholas Cage has got a deep-seated desire to play real life GTA.

13. You can go on one hell of a treasure hunt at Arlington Cemetary

14. Bring a quarter to your next interrogation.

15. The definition of a "combat situation" is oddly specific, and makes me think the U.S. government should keep better tabs on it's VX gas stockpiles.

16. Alexander Solzhenitsyn played for the *beep* Red Wings before being sent to the gulag.

17. People need to stop checking the safety.

18. It's a bad idea to fuck with Vietnam-era, honor-driven, Brigadier Generals.

19. A knife thrown at someone's throat will fly like a freaking dart.

20. Sean Connery has balls the size of Winchester Cathedral.

21. You're never too old to kick someones' ass.



Some of these shamelessly stolen from IMDB.